People always ask me why I still work here, my answer is the people.
These are my letters to some of those people.
Dear Chloe,
sorry for mocking your hopes and dreams, the thing is I've never heard of someone majoring in Geography. Hope that goes well for you.
Dear Kiersten,
I don't see why you like me so much, but just to let you know, No we are not friends, and No I don't want a hug. Please Shush and stay in your corner.
Dear Jeffrey,
You are one strange goose, please stop punching things and swearing in Japanese.
Dear Melissa/Vanessa,
I enjoy working with you because you are so upbeat and giggly. Thanks for always being offended to make things fun and keeping each time I work with you interesting.
Dear Austin (Justin),
Hey Fattie :) thanks for messing around with all of us, it's been really fun. I wish you could just stick around at our store for longer. Saratoga doesn't seem nearly as amusing.
Dear Daycrew,
Do your freaking job!
Dear Abra,
You suck at ordering, or really doing anything. I hate you, please go back to the pit you crawled out of.
Dear Haylee,
Hey closing buddy, I think you are awesome and don't you forget it. Please remember whenever I am rude or sarcastic to you I'm messing with you. Don't take it personally. I'm glad you didn't quit, and yes we are friends.
Dear Allie,
You are amazing, I wish you worked more. No you aren't mean and while it is true that you never said that you were nice, it doesn't entirely mean that you are mean. You are awesome and one of the nicest people I know. Thanks for continuing the alphabet game. You're on the list.
Dear Kim,
I hate you with a fiery passion. How the crap can you loose a whole right glove???! you suck. GO AWAY and STOP TALKING TO ME. that is all.
Dear Mallary,
I'm sorry, but it is just too enjoyable and fun mocking you. I hope you realize that it is all fake, and I really do like you. You may have noticed by now that you are one of the few people that I do not hate at work. These letters make that very clear. It's been extremely fun messing around with you, thanks for keeping things interesting. It really sucks that you are quitting. I hope that you have fun in Japan. I hope that your life turns out the way you want it to. Good luck.
Dear Jacqlyn,
There is something wrong with you, not everyone here is your friend, and yes I do hate you, along with pretty much the whole day crew (although I will never say it to your face). Please leave me alone and don't just stand there, do something.
Dear Nick,
Go away, standing extremely close behind me does not make me move any faster. I don't see why you still work here when you hate it so much. Please get fired or quit soon.
Dear Holly,
First of all, thanks for being honest and getting deep. You showed that you really do care by telling me the truth. I know that must have been hard but I appreciate the effort it took. I'm offended by your height, and yes I will go home and tell my mom about it. You better not get transferred before I quit or else I'll threaten to quit at that time. You and Austin make closing fun.
Dear Katie,
Shut up.
If you want to read what I said about my other coworkers here it is.
letters to people i work with
