I'd like my crayons back please

I miss being a kid
I miss the joy of playing sports
I miss the time when dressing up for Halloween wasn't considered lame
I miss dressing however you wanted because nobody cared
I miss sliding down the stairs
I miss not having to make my own food
I miss wearing a superhero costume whenever you wanted
I miss RUNNING everywhere
I miss playing with stuffed animals
I miss messing around with my brother
I miss getting away with practically everything
I miss running around barefoot
I miss being energetic
I miss being creative
I miss being able to eat brownies for breakfast
I miss being able to switch from reality to imagination immediately
I miss floor hockey
I miss the power I had of pouting
I miss running through the sprinklers in summer
I miss being a flexible pretzel that could fit anywhere and still be comfortable
I miss smiling so freely
I miss laughing at stupid things with my friends
I miss not having any responsibility
I miss thinking that anything is possible
I miss when hallucinations were considered normal because we were at that age
I miss lincoln logs
I miss getting a coloring page and crayons at restaurants
I miss playing king of the slide during recess
I miss being amazed everyday
I miss playing with legos
I miss being able to color outside of the lines
I miss when school was still fun

Growing up and life decided to gang up on me and steal my childhood from me. I want it back!
Give me my FREAKING crayons back!!

-Alec Hardison