Humans are Strange

People are Strange:
-when they go to a restaurant that they have been to before, they always order the same thing
-they think they are funny
-they buy stuff they don't need
-try to impress people they don't like
-they feel emotions
-some cry during movies
-dancing like idiots
-singing
-they pay to talk to someone
-controlled by pieces of paper
-run in circles
-extra fat = bad
-judging people of the same species
-talent shows
-people care, even though they say they don't
-people are grouchy if they get too little sleep
-people are grouchy if they get too much sleep
-they drive a car to get to the gym to ride an immobile bicycle
-salt water comes out of their eyes
-they eat animals
-they build pools when they live next to the beach
-they keep pets for entertainment, not food
-spend money talking on phone to people they could talk to in person
-technology is taking over their lives
-buys weights even though they could just lift heavy objects
-they work hard to get money, which makes health worse
-they spend money to get their health back so they can go to work to make more money
-the best they behave us when guests are over or they are being threatened
-they keep arguing even when they know they are wrong
-they try hard to prove somebody wrong just because they can
-they are all different and unusual
-that's what makes us human

-Alec Hardison