how to.......STUFF

how to get angry
-stub your toe into something
-don't eat anything for breakfast
-don't get enough sleep

how to be happy (just some ideas)
-eat anything and everything (unless you are allergic to it...in that case I would advise you not to eat everything...)
-wear sweatpants
-listen to music
-write
-draw (if writing is not your thing..)
-rent a puppy
-sleep (maybe naps, if you enjoy those)

how to lose all your friends
-say something mean
-hold a grudge
-be stubborn

how to be sarcastic
-learn from the master (me)

how to make me hate you (hopefully these do not apply to you)
DISCLAIMER: Some people actually do these things and I do not hate them...it all depends on my mood....
-think you are all that and a bag of Cheetos
-get in an argument with me
-annoy me
-be my rival
-refuse to answer my questions
-make me jealous
-tease me
-try to be something you are not
-lie to my face
-embarrass me
-try to match my sarcasm
-make me feel worthless
-get on my bad side
-be too optimistic for my liking



don't ask me why the one about how to make me hate you is the longest..it just is..probably because i'm in a bad mood right now...