A penny for your thoughts. I'm sorry but mine are worth $1.50.

Why so much for your thoughts you ask?
Because of these reasons:

• I'm broke
• I need money
• My thoughts are original
• I'm sick of giving my advice or sarcastic comments away for free
• I'm sick of talking

I'm sick of talking. 

I'm sick of people always asking me how I am. 

I've learned from experience it's better to just shut up and listen then to talk.

I seem to get into way more trouble and problems than I ever would've been in if I just shut up and stopped talking.

I love how I've just started to continually get quieter and people automatically assume that I'm just mute.

Which is fine with me. 

I'm sick of asking questions because all it ever gets me is problems.

I'm sick of answering questions because nobody cares and nobody needs to know.

You know all those get to know you questions like: would you rather this out that? 

I've decided I'd rather be mute than deaf.

All I ever do at work is talk and talk and talk and my throat is raw. It seems like lately everybody just seems to ignore that I exist. Which is fine by me. Because it's really easy to forget that there is an elephant in the room if it stops making noises.

I'm done with talking. All it ever does is give me more problems than I need.

-Alec Hardison (ME)