Easter Karma

Karma: what goes around comes around.
"...well it's not and it's going to come back and bite you in the butt, MISTER!"
"Well...looks like crap came back to bite you in the butt, MISTER"
-Olan Rogers
(the comeback kid)

Well, a true act of Karma happened yesterday. Okay here it is..
I threw easter eggs at my sister. (oh, calm down, not REAL eggs you idiot! Just plastic.) and then..

I came home at around 1:00 am from work and I'm trying to get to sleep, in my bed and guess what I find...
EASTER FREAKING EGGS!!! which I have to say is quite a surprise when trying to fall asleep in your bed when you find lumps under your sheets.
an example of Karma right there..

Okay...so this is one of my all time favorite videos ever..
I'm sorry it's just really amusing to me..
Watch if you want..
If you don't...whatever...

Comebacks and Karma....the way to go...

how to.......STUFF

how to get angry
-stub your toe into something
-don't eat anything for breakfast
-don't get enough sleep

how to be happy (just some ideas)
-eat anything and everything (unless you are allergic to it...in that case I would advise you not to eat everything...)
-wear sweatpants
-listen to music
-write
-draw (if writing is not your thing..)
-rent a puppy
-sleep (maybe naps, if you enjoy those)

how to lose all your friends
-say something mean
-hold a grudge
-be stubborn

how to be sarcastic
-learn from the master (me)

how to make me hate you (hopefully these do not apply to you)
DISCLAIMER: Some people actually do these things and I do not hate them...it all depends on my mood....
-think you are all that and a bag of Cheetos
-get in an argument with me
-annoy me
-be my rival
-refuse to answer my questions
-make me jealous
-tease me
-try to be something you are not
-lie to my face
-embarrass me
-try to match my sarcasm
-make me feel worthless
-get on my bad side
-be too optimistic for my liking



don't ask me why the one about how to make me hate you is the longest..it just is..probably because i'm in a bad mood right now...

And now...I'm terrified...

I'm sorry...but when Nelson reveals the truth to people...it automatically gives me anxiety...and makes me nervous.
I know I shouldn't be...but
I just am...

I'm sorry..this just gives me anxiety...
...and...
I'm terrified...

But I guess I can officially introduce myself to you...

...Hello!..?

I'll do the formal introductions later...

but anyway....

Hi.....
I'm not officially sure if I was ready for this yet...
I'm excited and nervous and anxious all at the same time...
And it's because of you people...and Nelson...


-Alec Hardison

Coward

"bravery runs in my family" - A. R. Ammons

except for me I'm the coward of the family.

I haven't done anything with my life. (anything notable that is...)

I've never been on a date.

I've never been to a dance.

I've never been kissed.

I've never kissed anyone.
I've never done anything dangerous in my life.

I knew that I wouldn't get a date to prom so I made sure that I was working just so I wouldn't have to sit at home all alone.

Probably because I'm a coward.
Yep,
I'm
a
freaking
coward.


-Alec Hardison

Chairs that I think are Sad

 I fell down the stairs

 I don't have any friends

 Party for one

 Hitchhiking

Forgotten along with the Christmas decorations

Vacation

I'm sick of vacation.
I'm sick of being away from my home.
Yes, I'm homesick.
I miss my friends, I miss doing stuff with them for as long as possible, because really, we are all going away off to college in a few months and I just want to spend the time I have now with them.
I'm sick of my siblings telling me how to swim or what I look like.
LOOK HERE MISTER! I'M THE OLDER SIBLING RIGHT NOW SO JUST SHUT UP!
I'm sick of how the chlorine in the pool is turning my hair green.
I'm sick of the way of the water is because it's different than I'm used to.
I'm sick.
I feel sick, because of that mystery shack.
I'm sick of driving in the car, listening to static with some random sound or phrase here and there.
I'm sick of pretending to be enjoying myself.
I'm sick of the heat.
I'm sick of all the Spanish radio stations.
I'm sick of sleeping on the floor.
I miss my bed and how I can just immediately fall asleep in it.
I'm sick of this vacation.

How's your spring break coming along?


-Alec Hardison

Things we have so far forgetten on our trip:

-Swedish fish
-pick-stand
-napkins
-paper plates
-a real knife
-my sister's camera charger
-my mother's brushes
-ice scraper
-my positive attitude
-patience
-good food

this is going to be so fun


-Alec Hardison